Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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