even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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