He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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