They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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