Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"