Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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