butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
