How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Pooping to opera.
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