is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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