I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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