i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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