Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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