spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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