Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This is the high leading the old right now
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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