BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
