You're so nebulous sometimes
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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