If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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