he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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