Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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