i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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