I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I came so hard my ears popped.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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