nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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