it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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