"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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