i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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