Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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