She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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