i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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