I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
As shirtless as possible
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
