And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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