It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
