He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
is it fun? or sober?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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