Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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