I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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