I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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