I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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