butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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