is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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