So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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