I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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