My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
