So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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