your thong is hanging out like whoa
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
my poor anus
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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