I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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