I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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