they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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