heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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