I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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