Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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