I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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