Jerry, you need to find god
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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