i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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