do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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